Ozarks Lyric Opera asked us to create a multi-course Istrian dinner for A Foreign Affair, an intimate evening featuring superstar tenor Michael Spyres. We had done a variety of menus for past versions of this event in previous years. Beer-braised brats, pretzel balls, and hand-stretched apfelstrudel for the German iteration; smoked trout deviled eggs, sumac and elderberry jello, pork belly with pickled chanterelles, pawpaw sorbet for the native Ozarks-themed version, that sort of thing.

This was a slightly different kind of problem.

For starters:

  • where the hell is Istria,
  • what do they eat there,
  • and can I get it legally and in sufficient quantities to make dinner for 90?

As it turns out:

  • at the intersection of Italy, Slovenia, and Croatia;
  • fresh black truffles, wild-harvested asparagus, and Boškarin (a very specific, very rare sort of Istrian ox);
  • and no, no you cannot.

Istrian food is unusually attached to place. Its ingredients, climate, languages, borders, and history are not incidental details. They are inextricably linked to the food.

And we were immutably, relentlessly in Missouri.

In October.

Not exactly wild asparagus season. Or ox season (?)

I will admit, I spent the next few weeks sitting down to draft a menu, despairing, devolving into indignant muttering about tenors/geography/oxen, and giving up and moving on to more attainable matters like, idk, world peace. Cold fusion. Self-pairing socks.

But eventually, menus had to be printed, so I had to come up with something.

Alright. What do we know?

We know that Istria sits at a crossroads, and its food shows it. Italian, Croatian, Slovenian, Austrian, Venetian, and broader Central European influences have all left fingerprints there. Borders moved. Empires came and went. People, ingredients, techniques, and languages crossed back and forth.

That, at least, we could work with.

We could not get the ox. We could not summon October wild asparagus from the Adriatic coast. And I was not interested in finding some vaguely truffle-adjacent mushroom and pretending we had solved the problem.

But some things do travel beautifully, and we already had them or knew where to get them. We could follow relationships among dishes rather than insist on literal reproduction. We could do the best with what we had in our environment, which is, after all, in the spirit of most traditional cooking anywhere.

Once I stopped asking, “How do I make Istria in Missouri?” and started asking, “What parts of Istria can actually get here intact?” the menu finally began to move and my despair transformed to excitement.

We could get wonderful Italian corona beans, DOP pecorino, fresh arugula, canned chestnut purée (I think ours was French, but I was not prepared to stickle on that point), and other ingredients that belonged naturally inside those overlapping traditions. We make vats of our own candied orange peel, and that fit in. The last few figs of the season were mercifully still available at the grocery store. Costco has pork belly, and so does Istria.

Thank God.

 

The First Plate

I pitched five crostini, and we chose three: chicken liver pâté on polenta, fig with ricotta and honey, and olive tapenade, which picked up a little swirl of anchovy butter on top.

That also gave us some useful flexibility. For anyone eating gluten-free, all three could go on polenta instead of bread. If we needed to accommodate someone avoiding dairy for alpha-gal reasons, we could adjust the fig bite accordingly.

Plate one, solved.

THE SECOND PLATE

Next up, the main course. In previous years, A Foreign Affair had been served as three small plates, but for reasons of time of day, table size, and ticket price, the decision was made to scale the main course up to a full-size plate.

The star of that plate, of course, was going to be the aforementioned pork belly, rubbed with herbs, rolled up and tied with twine, then sous vided ahead of time to silky, porky perfection. Once chilled, we could slice it cleanly, which is, in my opinion, the only sensible way to slice pork belly.

Right before we left for the event, we’d roast it in a hot, hot oven to crisp the skin, cut the portions, and head for the theatre.

The rest of the plate came from ingredients we could actually get our hands on: giant corona beans, pressure cooked to unreal creamy perfection, then folded into a housemade ragù laced with a touch of truffle oil. Vegan, filling, and borderline addictive.

Then, for some color and freshness, baby arugula, a mountain of shaved pecorino, and my favorite salad ingredient: lemon-pickled shallots. For the dressing, the bright pink, shallot-y lemon juice whisked with some good Italian olive oil.

Rich pork, creamy beans, spicy greens, salty cheese, tangy lemon.

Maybe not perfectly authentic, but certainly in keeping with the spirit of the peninsula of honor.

Plate two, check! 

The Third Plate

One more plate to go. Dessert, mercifully. My home turf. 

We went with a millefoglie, which gave us an elegant, portable Italian framework to start from, but then made it rich and dark and glorious. Dark chocolate puff pastry, chestnut-mascarpone cream, candied orange peel from our own enormous stash, and a dark chocolate-espresso sauce. Sounds good, I’ll take six. For quality control, obviously. 

The chestnuts were surprisingly easy. They belong comfortably in Istria and throughout that whole Central European/Italian neighborhood, and canned chestnut purée is one of those miraculous ingredients that can cross an ocean without becoming a sad imitation of itself. Mascarpone is readily available, even if correct pronunciation is harder to come by. Candied orange peels gave us bitterness, perfume, and color, and also gave me an excuse to use something we already had in the pantry. 

And then there was the little chocolate cup of Grand Marnier.

Is Grand Marnier Istrian? Absolutely not. Had I finally recovered from my earlier insistence that every molecule on the plate be Authentically Adriatic? Apparently. And look, surely somebody in Istria made brandy with the wine, and then added orange to that brandy? Right? Allow me my fantasies and justifications, please. 

What it did belong to was the dessert: dark chocolate, orange, coffee, chestnut, cream. One tiny cream-topped shot alongside the millefoglie pulled the whole thing together and made the plate feel like an occasion rather than simply the last course. 

Oh, and one more thing. A medallion of dark chocolate, printed with sheet music. If one is going to collaborate with one of the world’s greatest opera singers, one must never forget that the point of the whole endeavor is the music. 

Dessert course solved, and then some. Three courses of cuisine that was, on the face, impossible but in the end, turned out to be a perfect celebration of place, of food, and of music. 

The Experience is the Point

At some point in developing a menu like this, authenticity stops meaning “Can I reproduce exactly what somebody would eat in Istria?” We had already established that the answer was no, unless somebody could arrange an emergency airlift of truffles, asparagus, and one highly endangered ox.

The better question was whether the food made sense. Did the ingredients have honest relationships to the place? Did the courses make sense together? Did it feel generous enough for the occasion? Did it go with the music and the space and the feel of the room. And, importantly, did we actually want to eat it?

And in the end, the answer to that last question was emphatically yes.

Bravo, everyone. 

For a Total Wine holiday VIP event, the brief was wonderfully simple: Bourbon and Bubbly. Sixty VIPs. Heavy hors d’oeuvres. What could we make?

The good news: anything we wanted.

The bad news: also that.

Let me walk you through our thought process in putting together a menu for this sort of event.

We needed a blend of savory and sweet, warm and cold, since there would be no heating onsite, and light and heavy. The budget was modest, so keeping ingredient costs reasonable was key. But the people were important, so getting maximum WOW out of each dish was key too.

Most importantly, we didn’t want it to be any old spread. We wanted it to really make the party special, pair well with the featured drinks, and go beyond that by reflecting different facets of the beverages in clever, fun, or elegant ways.

Sure, we could put champagne and bourbon in some dishes and call it a night. We wanted to do better than that.

So we started by thinking about the defining characteristics of each drink.

Champagne is bubbly, fizzy, fun, elegant, golden. We love it with fruit: raspberry, black currant, orange, maybe apricot or honey. It’s French, so cheese is an obvious choice too.

Bourbon is richer, smooth, a little burn, a little wood, maybe a touch of smoke. It goes beautifully with chocolate, cream, pecans, fall fruits like apple, pear, and persimmon, figs, caramel, eggnog, beef, even pâté. And of course, it’s a classic part of an Old Fashioned, so that gives us orange peel, bitters, and amarena cherries too.

Once we had those two vocabularies, we gave them some structure. Each beverage needed a savory centerpiece, spreads and something to eat them on, a sweet and savory accompaniment, and two desserts. The desserts had one additional rule: they could not solve the beverage problem the same way twice.

Then we started filling in the boxes.

Then the menu had to become food

The grid gave us a way to make sure the menu was balanced, but it was never meant to be a matching exercise. Some dishes use the featured beverage directly. Others borrow its flavors, associations, or personality.

The two champagne desserts are a good example. In the parfait, champagne is literal: a gilded champagne gelée layered with Greek yogurt, honeyed apricots, and gingerbread crumble. The sparkling raspberry bite takes a completely different route. Raspberry and ruby chocolate feel right with sparkling wine, but the “bubbles” come from crackling candy embedded in tempered ruby chocolate. (We had to encase the crackling candy in real chocolate as a moisture barrier. Just using ganache would have made the rocks pop before they got to anybody’s mouth!)

The bourbon desserts split the problem differently. Bourbon eggnog is exactly what it sounds like, but since only the TW crew could pour alcohol, the chocolate cups had to be transported empty, filled with boozy nog on site, then topped with whipped cream and nutmeg. The fruitcake drops started with a recipe for cookies we already make at Christmas, but for this batch, we swapped our usual rum-soaked fruit blend for orange peel and amarena cherry (for Old Fashioned vibes), plus bourbon-soaked apple and apricot (for body, moisture, and vague notions of Kentucky/Tennessee).

The savory side did not need bourbon or champagne poured into everything either. Beef, mushroom, mustard, and puff pastry already belong comfortably in bourbon’s neighborhood. Cheese and charcuterie need very little persuasion to sit beside champagne.

And then there were all the less glamorous questions that make the difference between a good idea and a good event. Could we make sixty of them without losing our minds (an open question during the Christmas bakery rush)? Would they travel? Would they hold? Did the whole spread have enough substance to count as heavy hors d’oeuvres? Were we spending money where the guests would notice it and saving it where they wouldn’t?